Saturday, February 23, 2008

the Mayor of Claiborne's

These are also unfinished and unformed - basically just a bunch of ideas - and have been sitting in my box of lyrics for quite a while.

You can probably guess who this is about. This song was inspired after a meeting with "his royal highness" at Claibornes, to talk about...yikes - I've forgotten what we were talking about! Regardless, it was a power struggle, it was me standing up for something - I do remember that - and it was exhausting.



The Mayor of Claiborne's
is served steak and wine
Lording over his corner
Waiting for her for some time

And the Baron of the Bistro
Sleeps on a cot down in the back
Holds court every Tuesday
... he's keeping track

All the wine he can drink
All the ? he can handle
Beautiful paintings, leather seats, $50 candles
Bragging rights,....., 20 pillows for his head
Names to drop, ....., tank of oxygen by his bed

The queen is looking for her melancholy
He's home serving it tea with coffee
Scheming and dreaming up what she deserves
Consequence is a bitch .............

7 comments:

Elphadyre said...

Who is this about? I don't know who this is about. I couldn't figure it out. I want to go to Claibornes.

Emily Barker said...

Maybe only a townie would know, but it's my ex.

Incognito said...

I was thinking that . . . . ~ R

GP Salon said...

How about "all the meat he can handle" or do you want a metaphor (meataphor)?

Emily Barker said...

I was just discussing meat with one of the GP yesterday. I'd like a different word, maybe even change the line to imply that he's, um, consuming all he can so that she can't have it. Hmmm.....

Incognito said...

Kind of like taking all the air out of a room?

Emily Barker said...

Yes, kinda like that.